Can you hear the dueling banjos in the background? This is my attempt to outsmart a determined squirrel. I have a nice big yard, lots of flower beds, a veritable shangri-la of locations for that squirrel to bury its winter stash. Where does he choose to put it? In the pot that I planted mini daffodil bulbs in. Every day I come out to find dirt all over the table and porch, my poor bulbs pushed to the surface. Well. Try moving this, squirrel. 15 pounds of rock rabbit. Don’t mess with me.